imoldbutimstillintothat:

curiousdaisyyy:

babylonsagent:

fuckthisblogshit:

misandry-mermaid:

kanyemiddleast:

zek-plus:

95 hours per week

A fucking queen

These are the people that conservatives and classists say don’t deserve to earn more than a minimum hourly wage.

Jesus

I see her every morning at Zarro’s bakery in Grand Central, she is the nicest lady ever.

this deserves so much more notes

So she’s a boss at the bakery but she has to have three jobs anyway what the fuck

gorillateaparty:

clarknokent:

illagility:

Why does the Mike one look so official

Because he wore shit like that on the regular

I need these prints on my wall.

2aminmyworld:

fakehistory:

The Coca cola company responding to complaints in 1891

finally some good fucking historical accuracy

dykemd:

same energy

256gb:

accidentally clicked on r/frugal and this is the top post and i’m losing my mind

256gb:

accidentally clicked on r/frugal and this is the top post and i’m losing my mind

imsuchacapricorn:

imsuchacapricorn:

caffeinatedcorvid:

lady-caryatid:

daffodyke:

doctormemes:

symmetraismygf:

squeezemetillipop:

hornsandblackwool:

Are straight white people okay????

What is this?!

People like this exist. Interesting.

this story has a part 2

THERE IS A PART 3 WITH GUEST RESPONSES I REPEAT THERE IS A PART 3 THIS IS NOT A DRILL

I thought things couldn’t get more horrifyingly amusing than the woman who wanted people to pay $1000 each to go to her wedding so she could “feel like a Kardashian for a day” and had a Facebook breakdown about it saying she was gonna go backpacking in Peru to “find herself” after being “betrayed” by her friends who didn’t want to partake but here we are

I thought it was the same person ngl.

I’m in the wedding shaming group and saw both this and the Peru post before it went viral. Love it.

THERE’S AN UPDATE

pettydavis:

being on here 5 years does not make you heauxes a tumblr ancient. im sorry but you have to have been here when ppl still said “creys” and “what is air” and you actually remember this cursed imaged

notevensneaky:

teaboot:

scotchtapeofficial:

princess-peridot:

scotchtapeofficial:

it was a fucking house phone that i was so stoked to have because it was mine that i kept in my own room and i cannot believe technology has progressed at the speed of FUCKING light to the point where this is a hilarious artifact to have had in like 6th grade and now theres kindergarteners with iphones

How did you know if you dialed the right number

each button made a different tone so the numbers you dialed a lot became a subconscious melody in your head and if you hit the wrong button by accident it would sound like a wrong note in a song you know by heart

i can’t beleive that is a legitimate question in my lifetime

Other acceptable answer: the wrong person answers on the other end.